"Hollywood" Agent Brown

ass_ @ 10:15pm: RIP
Two homosexuals named "Bob".

ass_ @ 10:06pm: side effects
Side-effects of Ambien generally worsen as the drung takes a larger tool on your body. My head feels heavy. Difficulty standing. I stumple when I walk to the kitchen. My vision is bllrrng.

ass_ @ 9:39pm: Ambien
I'm definitely starting to feel the effects of Ambien. Off to my right along my peripheral vision, I see someone kneeling next to the loveseat. I believe it's a small kid wearing bright colors. It has a hat on. I think the child is black.

Granted, it's not true. As soon I look over in that direction, it will be gone.... nope, just a blanket, a backpack, and a quilt.

Dudes, it just waved at me.

ass_ @ 9:12pm: Sleep issues
For the past few weeks, I seem to be developing some kind of sleep disorder. I normally sleep on my stomach or on one of my sides. As I'm falling asleep, one of my arms ends up jerking pretty violently. It's actually keeping me from falling asleep and continues throughout the night.

So, I googled this. I believe I either have a hypnic jerk or Periodic Limb Movement Disorder (PLMD). Either or, it's annoying.

I just took an Ambien. I'll see if it helps me tonight....

ass_ @ 11:01pm: 2010 Colorado Calendar


Well, I'm taking orders for my 2010 Colorado Calendar. If I can get 25 or more orders, the cost will be $20.00 each (plus $4.95 for Priority Mail shipping). If I don't get 25 orders, then they will be $25.00 each + shipping (I get a discount for bulk orders). I'd like to place the order at the printer by 12/30/09. I will need to have all payments prior to placing the order this year, unfortunately, as I lack the funds to pre-order them.

Let me know if you'd like one! :)

ass_ @ 4:18pm: Posted using TxtLJ
I don't have a best friend. How sad is that?

ass_ @ 8:26am: :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, preto_no_branco!!! :D

ass_ @ 8:18am: :D
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, finding_rowan!!! :D

ass_ @ 3:08pm: :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, goldeneyed!!! :D

ass_ @ 9:04pm: Posted using TxtLJ
I'm doing the Elaine Benes thumb dance, lol

ass_ @ 10:49pm: violence
I'm watching Bloodsport, lol.

ass_ @ 6:57am: :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, abbey1210!!! :D

ass_ @ 6:39am: cold
I can't remember the last time Colorado Springs was this cold. I think it got down to -14 this morning. That ice queen Sarah Palin probably brought it with her. >_>

ass_ @ 9:37pm: frothy
Whores.

terminaldogma @ 5:15pm: hooray4thepowerelite
Five steps to plausible deniability as a professor:

1) Start a class with no written assignments.
2) Offer no input whatsoever on performance or expectations.
3) At the end of the semester, ask yourself, "How much do I like this person? Is he or she similar enough to my glorious self?"
4) Grade.
5) Invent excuse for grade.
???
6) PROFIT

ass_ @ 7:00am: :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, zarqa!!! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, lannajne!!! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, pantsgolem!!! :D

ass_ @ 9:21pm: Getting Mavericky
Sarah Palin is going to be here tomorrow. Joy of all joys.

sandbar @ 2:43am: Hip deep and nipple slip
Echoes of sentiment reverberate from the void in my self/brain, the message ricochets off synapses and shoots out of nerve endings down through my fingers and onto a smooth plastic keyboard, immediately sending an equal (tho often garbled) transmission to a widescreen monitor in front of me.

I call this 'typing'.

I'm going back to scool, because school is SuperCOOL! Details have yet to be worked out. More later!

Left4Dead2 is more fun as more people get involved... especially highly vocal and self-proclaimed nerd-ragers. There's nothing more satisfying than taking a survivor 200 feet off a ledge onto the ground below, pummeling him out of existence until his friends shoot me off him or his heart stops beating... and then talking so much smack the local Vice squad gets tipped off.

Other stuff is happening, albeit slowly and its mostly just waiting, watching and wondering at the Royal Moop growing up. The more I relax and unclench my teeth, the better life gets. I don't want to hear anyone say anything about 'chilling out', because the one thing I'm surprisingly good at is getting perspective and relaxing after the storm. I'm becoming better at remembering to breathe as life is happening, as I find mindfulness requires a real effort to keep up. In short, what hair I have is going to go gray and I'm okay with that.

ass_ @ 5:30pm: yes
I feel a bit more whole. After having my wallet stolen a couple years ago, I finally got a replacement social security card. I won't be carrying this one around!

ass_ @ 7:01am: :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, browren!!! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dragynphly!!! :D

ass_ @ 7:06am: :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, timmee!!! :D